High five my tongue with your tongue

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

sinfulprayer:

same
No one is a slut. “Slut” is a made-up word to keep women from having as much fun as men. A person who enjoys sex is just a person and a person who is a virgin is also just a person and everyone should lay off each other’s sex lives. Retire the word “slut” please. 20 Things We Need To Stop Talking About In 2013 (via klinklang)

slydig:

why be rude when you can be nude 

-pokemonmaster:

Currently completely torn between never wanting to leave my bed and wanting to see the world.

-pokemonmaster:

Perfect

ok so how do you continue a conversation after saying hello